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Breaking Wind

August 4, 2009 – 8:42 am

I was in the pub yesterday when I realized that I desperately needed to break wind.  Luckily, the music was really, really loud, so I timed my fart with the beat.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better.  I finished my pint and noticed that everybody was staring at me.

Then I remembered - I was listening to my iPod.

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