Ode Tae a Fart
Friday, January 25th, 2008This poem tends to circulate at this time of year... Ode Tae a Fart Oh what a sleekit horrible beastie Lurks in your belly efter the feastie Just as ye sit doon among yer kin There sterts to stir an enormous wind The neeps and tatties and mushy peas Stert workin like a gentle breeze But soon the puddin ...